I couldn’t make stuff up like this: my local paper reported today, in a story too small to rate a link on their webpage, this little gem.
A microwave oven was stolen from one of two homes broken into on Nathan Drive, police said….The oven, worth about $500, was taken from one home, police said. Nothing was taken from the second home.
My guess is that the folks in the second house should check their freezer. Chances are, some Hot Pockets(tm) are missing.