I guess my kids are onto my habit of asking what Daddy terms “pointless questions”–those that have a very obvious answer OR those that have absolutely no answer at all.
Just now, I wondered aloud, “Why is the Army Guy Pez stuck behind the couch cushion here?” (His little face was peeking out the top)
Middle Sister was right on the ball with her reply: “He’s spying on us. Leave him there.”
I was so amazed that I actually put the thing back! Then as I walked away, Big Brother wanted to know, “Is the microphone turned on?”
(Microphone? HELLO! It’s a PEZ!!!!)