- Who left their gum at the Nativity scene?
- If you go around hitting people with your T-shirt, don’t complain when it gets ripped.
- Pouring your glass of milk down the toilet does not constitute Drinking The Milk!
- You may not hang your robe from your ceiling!
- Little Brother, don’t walk on chairs that have place mats on them!
- Do not dribble the basketball on your sister’s head.
- You may not do damage to anyone else’s eyebrows.
- You may not use silverware to clean your sneakers.
- Don’t braid your earrings.
- Stop tickling your brother’s soda cup!
- Candy corn is NOT a vegetable!
- HEY! Get this hockey stick off the organ!
- Paper dolls and Koosh balls don’t mix.
Brought to you by the mom with the Paratrooper in the Candlesticks and the Army Guy guarding the bathroom sink.
