File it under: I Don’t Want to Know

Little Brother was playing at my Back-Door Neighbor’s house today, with their 2-year-old Cutie Pie.

I had gone home to get some ironing done play on the computer and work on the Jigsaw Puzzle From Hell, and my neighbor called and told me to go to my back window, where I saw:

My 4-year-old son
Wearing his blue camo bathing suit–
Backward, and
Sporting a lime-green bucket hat that practically covered his whole head
And carrying
A miniature broom
And a pair of pink butterfly wings.

Unfortunately my camera doesn’t have the kind of zoom lens it would take to get a candid shot of that particular spectacle. It would have been priceless in about 13 years.

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