Big Brother is talking Little Brother into being a Pirate for Halloween. They’re busy finding things in the house that can be used for a Pirate costume. (I encourage “make your own” costumes as much as possible).
First they had a big argument about the proper sword. Then they started rummaging through the toy box and the outside-toy crate looking for other items. Little Brother found a toy watch.
Big Brother: “Pirates don’t use watches.”
Little Brother: “Then how do they know what time it is? How do they know when to go to bed?”
Big Brother: “They go to bed when it’s DARK, silly.”