Why Teenage Boys Don’t Get to Plan These Things

Big Brother is telling me all about the Haunted Hayride he went on with some friends last night.

“And then you got to go in the corn maze, only it wasn’t really a maze. It was only a path.” (this in a disappointed tone)

I reminded him that if it were a real maze, someone might get lost in there, in the dark.

“Right! That would be awesome!”

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