It’s been awhile since Little Brother, AKA Mr. Malaprop, has visited this page.
This morning he came downstairs early and asked if he could stay home from school, since it’s only a half day.
“No,” I told him. “Besides, you’re going to church, and I’ll be there.”
“But that takes up half the day right there! We always have to get there early, because my teacher is a parishioner! He has to set up the Eucharist!”
“Oh, you mean he’s a sacristan…”