Thinking Ahead

Little Brother:  “My pen pal this year has so much in common with me! He wants to be a Marine or a soccer player, and I want to be in the Army or a soccer player.”

Me:  “The Army? Not the Air Force?”

LB:  “Definitely Army.”

Me:  “Why not Air Force?”

LB:  “Air Force is too dangerous.”

Me:  “They’re BOTH dangerous.”

LB:  “Yeah, but if you get hit in a plane, you definitely die. Unless you have a parachute.”

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