Any parent of a teenager knows how difficult it is to get that teenager out of bed on a school day.
The ZITS comic has this topic as a recurring, and always hilarious, theme.
Normally I find myself increasingly annoyed by my role as the Human Snooze Alarm for TheKid. But today something different happened.
Me: “Come on, it’s time to wake up. You have to get up for school.”
Kid: “Mmmmm…who’s going to be the president after Abe Lincoln?”
Me: “Ulysses S. Grant.”
Kid: (smiles widely, nods hugely, rolls over and continues sleeping.)