Driving up my street on the way home with the kids in the car just now, I complained that the teenager running on the side of the road (ignoring the sidewalks) should dress better for running at night. Dark pants and a gray shirt are not the way to dress when you run after sunset.

“Did you hit him?” wondered Little Brother.

“No, I didn’t!” I told him. “If I had, you would have felt the thump.”