Middle Sister was complaining last night about the fit of her new soccer uniform. Apparently, the tops are cut small and the bottoms are cut large, for the pear-shaped soccer player. (Note to manufacturers: not too many soccer players are pear-shaped.)
She was worried about the shorts being too big, so I offered to see if I could take a tuck in the waistband or something so they wouldn’t fall down during the game.
“You CAN’T do that!”
“Because they’re not MINE. That would be like, vandalizing or something.”