Her Logic Escapes Me

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Middle Sister was complaining last night about the fit of her new soccer uniform.  Apparently, the tops are cut small and the bottoms are cut large, for the pear-shaped soccer player.  (Note to manufacturers:  not too many soccer players are pear-shaped.)

She was worried about the shorts being too big, so I offered to see if I could take a tuck in the waistband or something so they wouldn’t fall down during the game.

“You CAN’T do that!”

“Why not?”

“Because they’re not MINE.  That would be like, vandalizing or something.”

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